11 Responses

  1. jena wentz
    jena wentz October 13, 2014 at 6:47 pm | | Reply

    How do you kill a dumb blond?

    You put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool!

  2. Will.I.am
    Will.I.am November 1, 2014 at 9:31 pm | | Reply

    How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?

    Scroll down.

    Scroll up.

  3. thepronectionist
    thepronectionist November 12, 2014 at 3:18 pm | | Reply

    So funny

  4. Skippy Weaselpants
    Skippy Weaselpants November 13, 2014 at 4:49 am | | Reply

    I know a girl who is so blonde that she thinks Taco Bell is the name of the phone company in Mexico.

  5. Calvin
    Calvin December 22, 2014 at 8:37 pm | | Reply

    What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you?
    You pull the pin and throw it back.
    Why don’t children build blonde snowmen?
    Because they don’t know how to hollow out the head.

  6. Chris Steel
    Chris Steel February 11, 2015 at 3:40 pm | | Reply

    they funny

  7. Feminist
    Feminist March 20, 2015 at 9:22 am | | Reply

    I’m a blonde. I don’t agree with all this stuff and I’m actually very smart. Anyways, all blonde BOYS laughing, they’re talking to you too. If people are gonna continue on with these ratchet ass stereotypical jokes know that all “dumb blonds” aren’t all girls.

  8. Keaton Gafford
    Keaton Gafford April 18, 2015 at 7:48 pm | | Reply

    A blonde, a brunette, and a red head got strands in the desert due to low gas in their car tank. The brunette grabbed a loaf of bread, the red head took a glass of water, and the blonde took off the car door and they started walking to the highway. When they got to the highway, a state trooper stopped them. He asked the brunette why she had a loaf of bread. She said so I she got hungry then she could eat it. He asked the red head of why do have a glass of water. She said that she could drink it if she got thirsty. Then he asks the blonde why are you carrying the a car door. She said that if she got hot then she could roll the window down!

  9. Chia pets
    Chia pets June 17, 2015 at 7:04 pm | | Reply

    How do you confuse a blonde take her to a round room and tell her to sit in the corner

  10. Emily
    Emily November 16, 2015 at 2:53 am | | Reply

    A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were running from the police. They run into an alley and see three empty sacks. They each crawl into one. The brunette decides to be a sack of puppies, the redhead, a sack of kittens, and the blonde, a sack of potatoes. The police comes and kicks the first bag, and hears “mew, mew,” and thinks “It must be some kittens! He kicks the second bag, and it goes “woof, woof,” and the police thinks “It must be some puppies!” He kicks the last bag, and it goes “po-ta-toes!”
    The trio keeps running, and come to three tall trees. They each climb one. The brunette decides to be some birds, the redhead, a cat, and the blonde doesn’t say anything. The police comes and shakes the first tree, and hears “tweet, tweet!” and decides it must be some birds. He shakes the second tree, and hears “mew, mew,” and thinks it’s someone’s cat stuck in a tree. He shakes the third tree, and hears “moo!”

    The End! (Sorry if I offended anyone!)

    BETHANY ROBB December 20, 2015 at 12:02 am | | Reply





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