Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her class was so bright!
Who should be your best friend at school?
What did the ghost teacher say to the class?
Look at the board and I will go through it again.
What is a math teacher’s favorite sum?
How is an English teacher like a judge?
They both give out sentences.
Why did the teacher write the lesson on the windows?
He wanted the lesson to be very clear!
Why don’t you see giraffes in elementary school?
Because they’re all in HIGH School!
Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed?
She couldn’t control her pupils!
Why did the teacher turn the lights on?
Because her class was so dim.
Why did the teacher marry the janitor?
Because he swept her off her feet!