What kind of birds flock together?
How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb into a tree and act like a nut
How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but the light bulb has to really want to change.
What do you call a pig with three eyes?
Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed.
What did the sea say to the sand?
Nothing, it just waved!
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
What did the girl oyster say to the boy oyster?
You never open up to me!
What goes up and down but does not move?
A man walks into a bar.
Why was the broom late?
It over swept!
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
What has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
What is black, white and red all over?
Why did the man run around his bed?
To catch up on his sleep!
What did one toilet say to the other?
You look a bit flushed.
What did the apple say to the orange?
Nothing stupid, apples don’t talk.