I don’t always insult entire nations, but when I do it’s with Trumped-up charges.
Why isn’t it surprising that Donald Trump wants to be President of the United States?
Because it’s not the first time he has pushed a black family out of their home!
What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma if he is elected president?
Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
What airplane does Donald Trump aspire to fly in?
Hair Force One!
What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?
“A complex world demands complex hair.”
Trump has been counting his protesters as supporters. No wonder why he thinks they’re in the thousands.
What is Donald Trump telling Barack Obama supporters?
Orange Is The New Black.
A Donald Trump rally was delayed for nearly two hours yesterday due to fog.
At one point the fog was so thick, Trump supporters couldn’t even see who they were punching.
If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?
The Trump Card!
What is Donald Trump “really” trying to do?
Make America Hate Again.
Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?
Because all his other wives support Hilary.
A new study claims the stress of being president takes three years off your life. So suddenly everyone is thinking of voting for Trump.
What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?
He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?
By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
Nearly 70 percent of Americans said a Trump presidency would make them ‘anxious.’ And 30 percent said a Trump presidency would make them ‘Canadian.’
Trump hates illegals, Carson hates Muslims, Fiorina hates women, Huckabee hates gays, and Jeb hates questions about his idiot brother.