5 Responses

  1. Brad
    Brad October 17, 2014 at 8:19 pm | | Reply

    What’s brown and sticky? A stick! =D

  2. funny
    funny October 24, 2014 at 11:57 am | | Reply

    lol its really funny thanks for sharing this.

  3. Payton
    Payton November 12, 2014 at 5:35 pm | | Reply

    A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist sees a deer, shoots at it, and misses 5 feet to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses 5 feet to the right. The statistician jumps in the air and yells, “We got him!”

  4. Turtleson
    Turtleson November 27, 2014 at 2:18 am | | Reply

    Two guys went hiking in the woods in a mountain. One guy goes behind a tree to pee, when a poisonous snake bites his crotch. The other guy seeing this, calls the hospital asking what to do. They said the only way to save him was to suck out the venom. The guy that was bitten asks what they said. The second guy replies with “They said you’re gonna die”

  5. mike
    mike December 1, 2014 at 5:35 pm | | Reply

    Your teeth are so yellow, when you drink water, it turns to lemonade

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