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  1. KP
    KP May 2, 2013 at 9:13 pm | | Reply

    Where did King Arthur take his date? The knight club!

  2. tiffany davenport
    tiffany davenport May 13, 2013 at 2:51 am | | Reply

    lol the butcher one made me laugh

  3. shane fought
    shane fought May 14, 2013 at 11:20 pm | | Reply

    they where really corny

  4. shane fought
    shane fought May 14, 2013 at 11:24 pm | | Reply

    knock knock
    who there
    dewey
    dewey who
    dewey have to use a condom!!!!
    best knock knock joke ever

  5. AJ
    AJ May 29, 2013 at 9:26 pm | | Reply

    Where does a women with one leg work?IHOP

  6. p tully
    p tully August 2, 2013 at 3:51 am | | Reply

    A blond in a car is driving in the country. All of a sodden she sees two more blondes in the middle of a field trying to row a boat. She gets mad and stops. She starts yelling at them from the side of the road. “You idiots! What are you doing? You can’t row a boat in the middle of a field your giving blondes a bad name” the other two yell back and say, “why don’t you come do something about it” she yells back “I CAN’T SWIM”

  7. Marvin the Asshat
    Marvin the Asshat August 9, 2013 at 6:55 pm | | Reply

    Man walks into a bar with a snake around his neck. The bartender says, “Now you know we can’t have a thing like that in here.” The snake turns to his buddy, “You heard him, wait for me in the car.”

  8. Bob
    Bob September 8, 2013 at 3:13 am | | Reply

    Two muffins are in the oven. One turns to the other and says: “it’s hot in here.” The other muffin says: “HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!”

  9. amy3y36637474747
    amy3y36637474747 October 4, 2013 at 7:48 pm | | Reply

    Bear walks into a bar. Barman says what would ya like? Bear says ………………………
    a glass of beer. Barman says why the big paws/pause?

  10. Brittanfjdcx
    Brittanfjdcx October 31, 2013 at 6:42 pm | | Reply

    3 hunters were going hunting in the mountains. They shot an elk and were taking it back to camp to gut and prepare for dinner the next day.
    A little bit after the gutting began, hunter # 1 says he has to go to the bathroom. The other 2 decide to play a prank on him. They take the guts with them and follow hunter #1 to his bathroom area. When he was in the middle of pooping, the two hunters laid the intestines in his feces and ran away. A couple of minutes later, hunter #1 comes back with a pained expression on his face. Hunter #1 says “Somehow my intestines fell on while I was going to the bathroom, but by the grace of God I was able to get them back in.”

  11. Wesley Aaron York
    Wesley Aaron York November 10, 2013 at 10:44 pm | | Reply

    Why do birds fly south fir the winter?

    Because it’s too far to walk!! Haha lololol I’m funny!

  12. unknown
    unknown November 13, 2013 at 12:46 pm | | Reply

    when id it time to go to the dentist?

    Tooth hurty

  13. joanna
    joanna December 22, 2013 at 5:08 am | | Reply

    Hey whats a bunnys favorit restorront its IHOP

  14. Ralph
    Ralph December 31, 2013 at 10:39 pm | | Reply

    What did one fish say to the other fish at the start of the race?

    See you at the FIN-ish line.

  15. Ralph
    Ralph December 31, 2013 at 10:40 pm | | Reply

    Knock, knock….who’s there?
    Boo.
    Boo who?
    You don’t have to cry about it.

  16. Dean
    Dean January 4, 2014 at 9:58 pm | | Reply

    What do you call james bond in the bath? Bubble 07

  17. Jaime Martinez
    Jaime Martinez January 16, 2014 at 5:15 pm | | Reply

    Why did thedog go into the water? He didn’t want to be a hot dog.

  18. theo
    theo January 22, 2014 at 5:28 am | | Reply

    What IS a frogs favorite place to eat?…….IHOP! HAHA! I make a funny!

  19. Jessika Delaney
    Jessika Delaney January 28, 2014 at 6:32 pm | | Reply

    I have a few that sort of work in sucession.

    What do you call a deer with no eyes?
    No eye deer

    What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
    Still no eye deer
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    What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
    Decaffinated

    What do you call a cow with two legs?
    Lean beef

    What do you call a cow with no legs?
    Ground beef

    What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed-wire fence?
    Udder destruction
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    What do you call a dog with no legs?
    Nothing it wouldn’t come anyways
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    What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in front of the door?
    Matt

    What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying under a car?
    Jack

    What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a hole?
    Phil

    What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?
    Art

  20. Linsey Esterly
    Linsey Esterly March 21, 2014 at 4:29 am | | Reply

    If a rooster lays an egg on the peak of a roof, which side will it fall off?
    Neither, roosters don’t lay eggs!

    What looks like half an apple?
    The other half!

    What did the mustard have to do in the race?
    Ketchup!

    What do rabbits do after they get married?
    Go on a bunny-moon!

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