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  1. Brad
    Brad October 17, 2014 at 8:19 pm | | Reply

    What’s brown and sticky? A stick! =D

  2. funny
    funny October 24, 2014 at 11:57 am | | Reply

    lol its really funny thanks for sharing this.

  3. Payton
    Payton November 12, 2014 at 5:35 pm | | Reply

    A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist sees a deer, shoots at it, and misses 5 feet to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses 5 feet to the right. The statistician jumps in the air and yells, “We got him!”

  4. Turtleson
    Turtleson November 27, 2014 at 2:18 am | | Reply

    Two guys went hiking in the woods in a mountain. One guy goes behind a tree to pee, when a poisonous snake bites his crotch. The other guy seeing this, calls the hospital asking what to do. They said the only way to save him was to suck out the venom. The guy that was bitten asks what they said. The second guy replies with “They said you’re gonna die”

  5. mike
    mike December 1, 2014 at 5:35 pm | | Reply

    Your teeth are so yellow, when you drink water, it turns to lemonade

  6. Pardo
    Pardo December 26, 2014 at 11:49 pm | | Reply

    3 men were stranded on an island in the middle of the ocean.
    They were all tired, hungry and homesick when one day they found a magic bottle, rubbed it and out came a genie. “Three wishes my lords” said the genie, “one for each of you”.
    The first man said: “I wish I am back home in the tub taking a shower”. POOF ! Granted.
    The second men said: ” I wish I am back home watching the NBA on TV”.
    POOF ! Granted.
    The third man being the only man left, said: “It’s so lonely here, I wish I had my two friends back here !” POOF POOF !

  7. miss batman
    miss batman January 2, 2015 at 10:55 pm | | Reply

    What does batman get in his drink?

  8. kayla2338
    kayla2338 January 14, 2015 at 2:27 am | | Reply

    You wanna hear a dirty joke?
    A boy fell in a mud puddle.
    You wanna hear a clean joke?
    He took a bath.

    Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
    A: Do these genes make my butt look fat.

    Where would you learn how to make ice cream?
    At Sundae school.

    Teacher: “Little Johnny, give me a sentence using the word, ‘geometry.'”
    Little Johnny: “A little acorn grew and grew until it finally awoke one day and said, ‘Gee, I’m a tree.'”

  9. Eliza
    Eliza February 10, 2015 at 11:07 pm | | Reply

    A blonde came out of the store, and there was a blizzard outside. She became lost and remembered what her father told her as a little girl “if you are ever lost in a blizzard just follow a plow truck and you will be sure to find your way out.” So after waiting to see a plow she finally did. The blonde felt like she was going in circles but after following the plow for 20 minuets the plow stopped and the guy got out. He came up to the girls window and said “is every thing okay?”
    The girl said “yes” and told the guy what her dad had told her.
    Well the guy just laughed and said “well I am going to the K-Mart parking lot if you would like to follow”

  10. scenegirl1010101
    scenegirl1010101 March 2, 2015 at 4:29 pm | | Reply

    i luv des jokez heeheheeheheheheeeehehehehehe(:

  11. Goraffe
    Goraffe March 24, 2015 at 7:27 pm | | Reply

    What’s green and sings?

    Elvis Parsley

    What does a fish say when it slams into the concrete?


  12. Ashanti
    Ashanti May 14, 2015 at 2:30 am | | Reply

    Q:Why did the golfer bring a extra pair of pants?
    A:Just in case he gets a hole in one!

  13. vicky
    vicky May 24, 2015 at 12:22 am | | Reply

    Q:Why do elephants wear pajamas?
    A:In case they get cold.

    I’m proud of this joke.

  14. Percy Stuff
    Percy Stuff June 29, 2015 at 4:09 pm | | Reply

    A blonde and a brunette buy a farm. They pray for animals and God answers saying, buy a bull and your farm will fill with plentiful animals and whatnot. The sisters agreed that the brunette would get the bull for a maximum of 600 dollars then send a telegraph to the blonde to tell her to come and get the bull. The brunette with her luck found another farm selling Bulls for 599 dollars. She bought a bull then went to the telegraph office to notify her sister. The man at the desk said 1 dollar per word. The brunette panicked because she only had one dollar left. Then she had an idea. Sir, she said, I would like my word to be comfortable. The man asked why she would want to send such a word. The girl replied well my sister is a blonde so she will read comfortable as come for the bull.

  15. Mike
    Mike August 22, 2015 at 5:17 pm | | Reply

    What goes up and never comes down?

    Your age!!

    hahahahahahhah!!! fooled you

  16. Tony
    Tony October 30, 2015 at 1:50 pm | | Reply

    Q: Why didn’t the yardstick want to go on his blind date?
    A: Because he didn’t want to meter.

  17. I'm hilarious
    I'm hilarious June 13, 2017 at 1:18 am | | Reply

    Your outfit

    What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
    Wiped his butt

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