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  1. Brad
    Brad October 17, 2014 at 8:19 pm | | Reply

    What’s brown and sticky? A stick! =D

  2. funny
    funny October 24, 2014 at 11:57 am | | Reply

    lol its really funny thanks for sharing this.

  3. Payton
    Payton November 12, 2014 at 5:35 pm | | Reply

    A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist sees a deer, shoots at it, and misses 5 feet to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses 5 feet to the right. The statistician jumps in the air and yells, “We got him!”

  4. Turtleson
    Turtleson November 27, 2014 at 2:18 am | | Reply

    Two guys went hiking in the woods in a mountain. One guy goes behind a tree to pee, when a poisonous snake bites his crotch. The other guy seeing this, calls the hospital asking what to do. They said the only way to save him was to suck out the venom. The guy that was bitten asks what they said. The second guy replies with “They said you’re gonna die”

  5. mike
    mike December 1, 2014 at 5:35 pm | | Reply

    Your teeth are so yellow, when you drink water, it turns to lemonade

  6. Pardo
    Pardo December 26, 2014 at 11:49 pm | | Reply

    3 men were stranded on an island in the middle of the ocean.
    They were all tired, hungry and homesick when one day they found a magic bottle, rubbed it and out came a genie. “Three wishes my lords” said the genie, “one for each of you”.
    The first man said: “I wish I am back home in the tub taking a shower”. POOF ! Granted.
    The second men said: ” I wish I am back home watching the NBA on TV”.
    POOF ! Granted.
    The third man being the only man left, said: “It’s so lonely here, I wish I had my two friends back here !” POOF POOF !

  7. miss batman
    miss batman January 2, 2015 at 10:55 pm | | Reply

    What does batman get in his drink?

  8. kayla2338
    kayla2338 January 14, 2015 at 2:27 am | | Reply

    You wanna hear a dirty joke?
    A boy fell in a mud puddle.
    You wanna hear a clean joke?
    He took a bath.

    Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
    A: Do these genes make my butt look fat.

    Where would you learn how to make ice cream?
    At Sundae school.

    Teacher: “Little Johnny, give me a sentence using the word, ‘geometry.'”
    Little Johnny: “A little acorn grew and grew until it finally awoke one day and said, ‘Gee, I’m a tree.'”

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